"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." Short and funny quote by, Clifton Fadiman.
"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."- Short and funny quote by, Pearl Williams.
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."Short and funny quote by, Lyndon B. Johnson.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"Short funny quotes, Unknown.
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Short and funny quotes, Winston Churchill.
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"Short Funny Quote by, Unknown.
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"Short Funny Quote by, Unknown.
"A rich man's joke is always funny."Short and funny quotes, Proverb.